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Willie Collum gets knotted

And a win for Patrick Thistle closes the gap at the top

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Keith Wallace
Mar 25, 2026
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Hello

It’s been a trying time for head of refs Willie Collum. Not only are his underlings failing him every week, he’s also contradicting himself from one monthly VAR review to the next. It was inevitable then that he went and pretzeled himself.

Scottish radio “personality” Ewen “D” Cameron has called for his immediate sacking. I’m sure that will have no effect whatsoever. Nobody backs Willie into a corner.


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Last night Patrick Thistle won at Raith Rovers to drag them a bit closer to St Johnny (ewwww Sam North) but not close enough to actually get promoted. This is the life of a Thistle fan.

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