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The Wednesday Stickler

A Scottish football pie eating contest and Anthony Elanga’s 85 metre goal dash dissected.

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Keith Wallace
Apr 02, 2025
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Good grief it’s Wednesday already. At least the sun is shining again today.

Let’s start with the news that some stupid working group thing is looking at another SPFL restructure. 14, 16, status quo are all on the table but the idea grabbing the headlines is moving to a 10 team Premiership with no split. Two fewer games, playing the same teams four times a season but most importantly for the 10: MORE PIE!

Personally, I’m all for the biggest league going and only facing off twice each season but because of PIE that’s never likely to happen. I also like the split. Imagine this season without it. BORING.

What do you think?

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I watched a week bit of the English Premier last night. I managed to catch the goal that folk are talking about - Nottingham Forest’s Anthony Elanga running the length of 10 football pitches with Man Utd players toiling in his wake. As no screen is wide enough to display such a goal I’ve divided it up into six episodes.

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