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The Wednesday Stickler

Declan Rice free kick masterclass, Kevin Thomson reveals himself and Willie Collum lowers the boom.

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Keith Wallace
Apr 09, 2025
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It’s Wednesday and do my eyes deceive me or is this a pre 9am posting of The Stickler. I’ve got to tell you it feels good.

The Scotland women’s team took a second half six goal thumping off of Germany. That’s way too depressing to draw.

Did you catch Arsenal’s expunging Real Madrid last night? I don’t think anybody thought they had it in them and they probably didn’t if it wasn’t for a Declan Rice masterclass in how to take a free kick.

His first brought up a few Bend It Like Declan tweets on my timeline.

Remember how Roberto Carlos made a career out of trying to replicate his bendy free kick against France? Well, let’s hope Declan’s free kicks don’t go down a similar path of mediocrity.

If his first was from the training ground then his second was from the playground.

An amazing feat from the Riceman that has led to comparisons with Leigh Griffiths.

What a bummer that is.


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Former Rangers player, academy coach, TV pundit and sleeping aid Kevin Thomson was on the Premier Sports Darrell Currie Show. Thomson channeled his inner Meat Loaf by revealing he would do anything for Rangers (and he would do that).

Story time now as we head to the bowels of wherever Willie Collum’s office is to watch on as he dispenses justice to his failing officials.

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