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The Thursday Stickler

José grabs a nosé

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Keith Wallace
Apr 03, 2025
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It’s another sunny day. Let’s call it summer now and be done with it.

Heavens to Betsy did you see that “reducer” from James Tarkowski on Mac Allister last night. The arsehole on VAR duties needs some time off to think about things.

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Who doesn’t love a shot-cum-cross debate? Sandro Tonali scored a beauty for Newcastle last night that he’s admitted was 70% cross, 30% shot. By that he means it was 100% a cross.

Over in Fife, Dunfermline picked up a crucial three points to take them above Hamilton in the race to not be in a relegation play off. With Airdrie winning too and the Pars and Accies facing off on Saturday things are bound to get juicy. ‘‘Twas a lovely goal to win it too. Otoo in fact with the chest and the blooter.

Fucking Livingston boss Davie Martindale showed an admirable understanding of irony when he suggested the East End Park playing surface was not up to scratch.

Right up ye Martindale.


Okay it’s José Mourinho time.

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