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The Omnishambles will be televised

Plus an OG for the ages

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Keith Wallace
Mar 04, 2026
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Hello

A big night in the bottom six last night as Dundee United outploughed Paisley Saints 2-1 leaving the Buddies teetering close to the playoff spot whilst in the midst of a miserable run of form - a deadly combination. Marcus Fraser summed it all up with a gorgeous own goal.

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It’s Aberdeen v Celtic tonight. As the Dons lurch from crisis to crisis it was comforting to see Chairman Dave Cormack in front of the state media last night.

Nah, it wasn’t comforting at all was it. Dave seemed incredibly nervous and twitchy.

I actually don’t want to hear excuses from Dave. I want to hear them from CEO Alan Burrows or Sporting Director Lutz Pffffffffffff.

What did Dave actually say then?

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