The Bald and the Beautiful

A guide to the very best player haircuts in the Scottish Premiership

Sep 04, 2025

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Vidal Sassoon to you this Thursday and welcome to the Fitbatweets great hair edition for Premiership players. Don’t worry, managers will get their turn soon enough.

With Stuart Armstrong signing for Aberdeen many have already anointed him Best Hair. But is he? We shall soon see. And we have other categories too that are just as thrilling to win.

BEST BALDIE

A popular category for the managers but the field has thinned out on the player side what with Craig Wighton retiring and Scott Brown having a reset since he moved to management.

There’s only one winner in my book. Alex Fucking Gogic.

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