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Squad games

Everyone needs a funnel

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Keith Wallace
Jan 23, 2026
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I only saw one fragment of Europa League last night and that was the Bologna equaliser. Schmeichel is haunted.

Big games on Sunday. Bloomhearts v Celtic O’Neill. The Bloomhearts are suddenly decimated by injuries and have had to immediately strengthen the squad. It’s just as well that Jonestown Analytics Data Centre comes with a rapid player assessment and negotiation hub to get these players in pronto.

How’s your team’s funnel? Do Leith Football Team even have one?

The Rangers might be hoping for a draw there so they can eke closer to the summit if they beat Dundee. Rohl v Pressley, the two greatest tacticians in the division.

The Saturday card fails to excite me. Sorry.

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