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Sneaky reporting from Cormack Park

An exclusive look at what really went on during the Stephen Robinson unveiling

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Keith Wallace
Mar 13, 2026
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Hello

I’m not recognised as part of the established media so there’s no place for me at official press conferences and the like. That doesn’t mean to say I can’t find a way to get behind the scenes and bring you the unvarnished stories you deserve.

Yesterday I found myself sneaking around Cormack Park as Stephen Robinson was announced as Aberdeen’s new Head Coach. Due to the precarious nature of my unofficial access I can’t reveal the sources that got me in amongst it all so don’t ask.

First up I stumbled across Lutz reading out his part of the official hiring statement.

Something didn’t seem right there. Donning (no pun intended) a cunning disguise as a local reporter I managed to get close to non exec Chairman Dave Cormack and give him a good grilling.


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It’s common knowledge to my readers, but nobody else, that Stephen Robinson likes nothing more than sitting on a giant toadstool and doing a spot of pond fishing. So I knew how to find him where no one else would.

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