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Cheers, tears and the best chase scene since Fury Road

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Keith Wallace
May 18, 2026
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The race is over. The title is won. Like I’ve always said, the Football Gods call the shots.

Let’s look at the game itself first. You may have spotted some of these goals drawn live on Substack Notes and Twitter.

Larry Shanks shocked Sheltic.

A penalty from Ernie Angles levelled things at half time.

With time running out and Celtic eventually showing some signs of urgency they took a very late lead through Daizen Maeda despite the intervention of the lino.

95 minutes or so and Bloomhearts launched everyone forward for a free kick only for Blair Spittal to hit the first defender with it and for Cammy Devlin’s shot to ricochet off Ian Nacho’s bulk.

The Chase was on……..

Celtic’s title. If Martin O’Neill wasn’t a legend before - he is now.

And you can buy Martin on prints, mugs, coasters, T-shirts and pint glasses (!) at my shop and you can buy the Champions character driven merch too.

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I can’t be arsed getting deep into the pitch invasion stuff, it’s covered everywhere else. I think your team’s pitch is hallowed turf that should only be trod on with club permission.

Bloomhearts had to find their own way home without even having a wash and change. The players were emotional.

So were their biggest fans (get it right up each and every one of them).


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