It’s baaad. Like really baaad. Mmmkay.
A splattering of turgid Scottish football to look back on as we head into the sweet relief of the international break
You know normally I hate international breaks. They’re a right buzzkill when you’re getting stuck into the swing of league business. But this one feels perfectly timed after a solid month of meh.
Today is officially Headless Chicken Shopping Day where clubs who’ve known their shortcomings since the start of June (or before) suddenly scramble around for signings to plug their considerable gaps. It’s lined up to be a busy one and I look forward to reporting back on it tomorrow.
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Let’s start with Saturday league business before we rip the arse out of whatever Sunday’s football was.
Remember this…..DATA NEVER STOPS.
Another last gap win for Bloomhearts courtesy of Mo Sylla’s inexplicably bad clearance.
That put’s the Gorgie data experts joint top of the league with Rangers up next. Can head coach Derek McInnes break with tradition and have his side turn up at Ibrox for a change?
Despite playing the greatest football Stevie Naismith has ever seen, Motherwell are sitting on 4 draws out of 4. Largely because they keep giving away shitty goals. Like this one against Kettlewell & Kettlewell’s Kilmarnock.
Talking of shit…..
Head through the turnstile for……….the worst game of the season, Bojan winds up his old friends, another Jimmy Thelin masterclass leads to Falkirk joy, ball games at Easter Road and a Dundee Derby that was all tangerine.







