Idiots Abroad
Aberdeen and Rangers embarrass themselves and The Roaster looks ahead to a BIG weekend of fitba
Let us begin with a traditional terrace chant:
What the fuckin’
What the fuckin’
What the fuckin’ hell was that
What. The. Fuckin’. Hell. Was that.
That was Aberdeen suffering a record defeat in Europe which could have been a lot worse and Rangers putting in yet another calamitous performance. On the positive side of the coefficient Celtic recovered from 1-0 down to escape with victory thanks to the feet of Scales and the head of Nygren. But it came at a cost.
Let’s begin in Athens. Despite Keskinen playing as a wing back and Achooblessyou playing at all the Dons started brightly and looked pretty dangerous. That lasted about 10 minutes. At that moment one of the AEK players used the old Medusa’s head trick and every Aberdeen player fell for it.
Athens promptly rattled in six goals, hit the woodwork three times and whacked the ball straight at the statue of Mitov multiple times. At one point, might have been goal 5 or 6, an AEK players had five granite defenders round him and still squeaked the ball through for a team mate to score. Honestly, 10-0 would not have been flattering. They were very good but Aberdeen were horrendous.
I’m of the opinion that if you lose 9-0 the manager should automatically resign. Mark McGhee at Celtic Park springs to mind for not having done so. Unforgivable. So Jimmy is fortunate that came to pass. He seemed kinda fiery in his post match media interviews. But what happened behind closed doors?
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Like a Rangers podcast it was time for an emergency meeting of …..the FMB!
