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Keith Wallace
Apr 14, 2026
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Hello

A short one today after yesterday’s jumbo Open All Mics post.

Hair pulling is back. All you need to do is find a man bun to grab a hold of. There’s not too many of them in Scottish football (Al Lamont doesn’t count). Last night Martinez of Man Utd got the straight red for unravelling the locks of Calvert-Lewin.

Like the ref it’s a long, long, long time since I can remember what that feels like.

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