Genuinely awful Scotland collect another three points
And Steven Gerrard can’t be arsed going back to Rangers
A’right
My new section “Wallace” didn’t quite make it over the weekend but I should be publishing it tomorrow.
Scotland v Belarus at Hampden. The SFA’s marketing has really been pushing the Hampden support since Thursday’s quiet night. Well if they thought that was bad then, Jesus wept, Sunday was like a morgue. People actually paid to watch this absolute pile of shit and there are no refunds.
Add to that the brutal and dated playlist that is trotted out at every single home game. I don’t think there can be a proper DJ there, just somebody that has to press play. Even if they hit shuffle once that might work.
Scotland won 2-1 but were rank rotten throughout. Belarus had over 20 attempts at goal and they’re honking. In the changing room afterwards Steve Clarke was furious.
The standout piss poor performance came from captain Andy Robertson.
No longer in the Liverpool starting XI it looks like time is catching up with Our Other Andy (Our Andy is owned by Andy Murray).
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Okay, so who was gutted when Stevie G turned Rangers down and who pished themselves laughing?
