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Wet Dream final confirmed

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Keith Wallace
Apr 20, 2026
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Yes, it was quite the weekend for Neil Lennon. Saturday semi final win for the team he manages, sleepover at Hampden, Sunday semi final win for the team he supports. Really, he could only be overshadowed by one man. One man and his opinions.

Let’s take a look back over the events leading up to and over the Scottish Cup semi final weekend.

Prior to Michael Stewart being banned from being at the weekend games it was clear that Willie Collum was absolutely ripping the piss with the Sunday game by appointing the referee who makes more high profile mistakes than anyone (Matthew MacDermid) and for VAR appointing an official who has been shown up more than once during VAR review shows to be inadequate in the role (Kevin Clancy).

So that’s your first shambles right there. As he wasn’t allowed in the ground the Premier Sports team had a workaround in place for Saturday.


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To the game of Dunfermline v Falkirk itself. It wasn’t pretty was it? No goals, very few chances and not much in the way of good football.

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