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Celtic Board get the stick before the Kairat (and even more after).

Bank of Celtic get it tight after a result everyone saw coming plus a look ahead to the Europa and Conference League play-offs

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Keith Wallace
Aug 21, 2025
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A traumatic night for the Celtic support then. Everyone knows they’re short of quality in nearly all departments but that hasn’t meant the Bank of Celtic have loosened the purse strings. Kairat were probably better than expected but when you saw the Celtic starting eleven your Spidey Senses would be tingling.

A goalless draw was played out as the home players failed to rise to the occasion. Even Daizen Maeda looked like he’s reverted to his form before last season which is troubling.

Even worse, Alastair Johnston collapsed in agony and had to be stretchered off.

He could be out a long while.

Post match Brendan did not hold back on his transfer window frustrations which earned him a summoning from the Celtic Bored.

Being a wee bit better than Rangers is all that really matters to them eh.


I’ve added two new designs to the Fitbatweets shop.

Aberdeen’s Scottish Cup final penalty shoot out in all its glory is available as a print in A3 and A4.

And Kieron Bowie’s wonder goal from last week has been given the Fitbatweets treatment. That’s also an A4 and A3 print and it’s on a mug too.

These and more are available to order by clicking here


After the turnstile….Aberdeen and Leith Football Team are next up to satisfy The Coefficient.


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Don’t just take my word for it, listen to Dermot and Peter.

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