Brendan nose there’s a rat in the office kitchen but what’s he gonna do?

Plus The Roaster looks ahead to the weekend fixtures.

Sep 12, 2025

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Ooh there’s an absolute peach of a Leith football team cartoon in today’s Roaster but before we get to that - there’s a rat at Celtic briefing the press against the Brendan.

But who is it? Brendan publicly says he doesn’t know but privately he’s sniffed him out.

You can read between the lines of the skirting board. As things are it appears that Brendan will see out his contract and fuck off and the Bored aren’t going to stop him.

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