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A Night Mayor for Kasper

Plus Russell Martin speaks out

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Keith Wallace
Mar 18, 2026
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Hello

Kasper Schmeichel may never play football again. He certainly won’t play for Celtic again.

Why?

As previously mentioned in a past newsletter he’s still being haunted by the Mayor of Norwich. His latest visit caused a significant shoulder injury that now requires surgery.

With the Mayor being a proper Rangers fan it’s fair to say there are shenanigans at play here.


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