Fitbatweets

Fitbatweets

08.08.25

Up, up and away.

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Keith Wallace
Aug 08, 2025
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Hello Friday

Is Scottish fitba actually on the up and up? We have Scott McTominay and Caroline Weir nominated for the Balloon Door.

Our teams in Europe last night added to Rangers win on Tuesday.

Dundee United equalised twice to earn a priceless 2-2 away draw with Rapid Vienna. Watters and Sapsford with the goals.

And Leith won 2-0 in Belgrade. Bloody hell. My streaming for this game didn’t work so I’m relying on double goal scorer Martin Boyle to reveal what happened.

Sounds about right.


After the paywall…..it’s The Roaster. Fitbatweets rotisserie takes on the weekend fixtures.


If you’re a fan of what I do then please take up this New Season Special Offer - £30 for an annual sub

To start the new season I nipped down to Pundit Club to announce an offer they couldn’t refuse and you shouldn’t either.

A year of The Fitbatweets Diaries for £30. Yes please.

The paywall is back after the offseason break so the only way to get the full and proper Fitbatweets experience is to become a paying subscriber. With over 1,700 cartoons drawn last season the value is beyond comprehension at £2.50 a month. Plus you’ll be supporting this old duffer in his bid to make a career out of cartooning.


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