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Fitbatweets

05.08.25

Bloomin’ marvellous

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Keith Wallace
Aug 05, 2025
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Hi everyone

At a blustery Tynecastle the team formerly known by me as Gorgie Jonestown Analytics beat Aberdeen 2-0. Formerly known?

That was a pretty routine win for the Bloomhearts thanks to them seeming way ahead in their season readiness, Graeme Shinnie’s birthday gift and Aberdeen playing without a recognised striker.

Yeah, whose fault is that one? The Dons clearly need to give themselves a shake. Still, minutes in the legs (or is it in the tank?)

I get the feeling that the football media’s Tony Bloom obsession (Sky Sports went full bloom that’s for sure) is heaping a ton of pressure on Derek McInnes and I don’t think he’s enjoying that. Time will tell.


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